At this point in my life: Clerks.
Hopefully, later on in my life, it will be like the 2000's version of The Mummy (with Rachel Weisz hopefully):"I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am. ... I am a librarian!" However, I do hope to combine that into a Giles-like librarian from Buffy. Combine that with Jessica Alba in Into the Blue, and I'm set...
Or, barring that, a porno in a library: Check this out! Not safe for work, BTW.
Aw, come on , that's funny!